Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sexual Training

In light of a previous post, I got the idea to make one about how one would hypothetically train their husband (or wife, or SO) through the use of sexual rewards. Here it is!


Step one is setting up the reward system. What acts are given for what level of reward. Of course, you can alter the list as you see fit. I've just gathered some generals and placed them where I thought they'd fit.


The Reward System

Low Level Rewards:

• Massage with oils
• Sleep naked
• Steamy Make-Out Session



Mid-Level Rewards:

• Sex in a Non-Typical Location at Home (Kitchen, Stairs, Backyard, etc.)
• Hand Job
• Joint Mastubation with a Toy
• Watch Porn Together



High Level Rewards:

• Anal
• Blow Job
• Bondage
• Sex in a Public Place




After setting up your reward system, you must figure out what type of acts get what level of reward. We're going to assume you have a comlpletely untrained SO. He can't do anything for himself or for you, not even basic chores. I know. Unrealistic, but it will work for this blog.




What Acts Earn What Rewards?

Low Level

• Basic Household Chores - laundry, dishes, sweep/mop
• Suprising you with your favorite treat (flowers, candy, nachos, whatever)



Mid Level

• Randomly giving you the night off
• Placing you above his family with words



High Level

• Placing You Above His Mother (or other family member) With Actions





Ok, so you've made your lists. Let's say it's been a long day at home with the kids. You haven't managed to get dishes done all day. Hubby comes home and, after dinner, washes every dish int he house without being asked!

Thank him for it right away verbally. Tell him you appreciate the help. Then, later, pull out that warming lotion/oil and give him an amazing massage.

If there was no help or, Heaven forbid, complaining about the dishes... he doesn't get anything!



A few days go by. Your MIL calls. She's informed you she's on her way over to visit and expects dinner on the table.

Your husband, in response, says "Great! Can't wait to see you!"

This requires your cooch to dry up and shut down for the next month! He should be punished greatly for this.

Now, if he tells his mother that since this was not planned you will NOT be entertaining her, and you won't even let her in the house... choose a mid-level reward. This is verbal, so only gans mid-level. If possible, give the reward before MIL arrives.

MIL arrives. Your husband caves and lets her in. Cooch dries up.

MIL arrives. Your husband stands by his words... ... ... Fuck his brains out! Hell, do it in the room where MIL will hear it as she stands outside knocking on the door!




Get the idea? Good.



Now... go use those magical vajayjays to conquer the men of the world!

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